A different beat…

30th Jul 2011

There is a tradition in show business that if you want to test a joke, tell it to a drummer – if he laughs, good chance the audience won’t. Example, a drummer would laugh at this:

“What does your wife do?”

“Hard to say really.” (PAUSE) “She sells sea shells by the sea shore.”

But would a drummer laugh at these…?

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have a machine to do that now.

How can you tell if a stage is level? Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer’s mouth.

Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me either.

How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer’s arm? A tattoo.