A few quickies…

30th Jul 2011

I went out with some friends last night and had too many drinks.  Knowing that I was way over the limit, I did something that I have never done before.  I took a bus home.

I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.

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A guy was sitting in a girlie bar in Bangkok when a really gorgeous Thai girl approached and sat next to him. She ran her hand up the inside of his thigh and he kept thinking to himself, “Please don’t get an erection… Please don’t get an erection…” But she did.

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I hate being bipolar it’s fantastic!