Bar Jokes

1st Aug 2011

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Could I please have a gin and ………………………………………………………………………. tonic?

The barman says, “What’s with the huge pause?”

And the bear says, “I’ve always had them.”

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The barman says, we don’t serve time travellers here. A time traveller walks into a bar.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a New Zealander, an Australian, a South African, an Indian, a Latvian, a Mexican, a Canadian, an Egyptian, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Swedish chap, a Pakistani, a Serb, a Croatian, a Belgian, an Iranian, a Greek, a Chilean and a Spaniard walk into a bar. And the barman says, “I’m sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”