Yes, yes, it’s a light bulb joke!

30th Jul 2011

Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a bloody light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb has blown. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME BLOODY CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb and would BE STILL IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID BLOODY LIGHT BULB CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER TAKES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! … I’m sorry…what did you ask me?